{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lee (beatstrings)'s status on Sunday, 23-Jun-13 18:10:44 UTC","author_name":"Lee (beatstrings)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/beatstrings","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2724577","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Connor\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> Reality is a female dog to me, and I'm not enjoying anything I do at school. Everyone hates me and the only chance I have winning a girlfriend is 50-50. :C"}