{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 23:53:36 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2731361","html":"I hate when strangers say "I don't bite". Yea, because the first thing I think of when I meet someone is " HOLY S*** THIS bananas IS GONNA BITE ME!""}