{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Derek McElroy (bigponymac)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Jul-11 09:53:01 UTC","author_name":"Derek McElroy (bigponymac)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigponymac","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/273482","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> WHAT IF I KEEP THE SHIFT KEY PRESSED THE ENTIRE TIME?"}