{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Jul-11 15:02:18 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/273872","html":"And now: &quot;Whining&quot;, a song by Rarity Sheen.  &quot;This harness is too tight, it's going to chaaaaafe!  (WHINING) \/ Oooh, it hurts and it's so rustyyyyy! (WHINING) \/ Why didn't you clean it first?  It's going to leave a staaaaain! (WHINING) \/ WHINE HERE WHINE THERE WHINE WHINE EVERYWHERE"}