{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 16:12:49 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2741200","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4098\" class=\"url\" title=\"Equestria Daily Mailpony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">eqdpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Here's a headline for you: Sethisto Says He Is Too Lazy for Brushie Brushie, Reveals Self as Satan Himself"}