{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"madington flavors (madflavors)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 17:35:44 UTC","author_name":"madington flavors (madflavors)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/madflavors","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2753016","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> It was Jam pony all along. Nobody suspected he had been plotting all this time in his jar of jam, quietly biding his time until the next zap apple jam harvest. A few drops a poison here some bits there, and suddenly the ruler of Equestria is enjoying a piece of toast with some delicious poisoned zap apple jam. NO NOBODY WILL EVER MOCK HIM FOR BEING &quot;ODDLY OBSESSED WITH  JAM&quot; NOOOOBOOODDDYYY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA."}