{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-13 03:46:08 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2755990","html":"#totw<\/a><\/span> This is it. This is how she would get her cutie mark. She snuck into the room without making a sound. If they wouldn't take her seriously as a friend, maybe they'd take her seriously as a ruler. Scootaloo looked around Celestia's chambers. Yes, this would make a fantastic new sleeping quarters for her. She pulled the knife out of hammerspace and pointed the tip at Celestia's neck. "Say good night, princess," she growled through her teeth. Her cutie mark appeared on her flank right as she lunged the knife into the princess's neck only to have it bounce off with a squeak. Celestia woke up. "Oh, what a silly filly!" she exclaimed. Scootaloo looked at the knife. It was actually a balloon! She looked down at her new cutie mark. Balloon animals! Scootaloo found her special talent after all. She was destined to be a clown. No matter, though; this would be the perfect cover for her eventual ascension to the throne. After all, nobody expects the jokester to ascend to the throne.<\/span>"}