{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-13 03:46:57 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2768863","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> I choose Pinkie Pie. She brings a party cannon, a food cannon, a shelter cannon, a first aid cannon, and a humanization cannon so that we can all be human and stuff and not handless horses"}