{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-13 18:18:29 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2770518","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Jay walking isn't even a thing in this town. It's either Jaywalk or walk a mile to find a crosswalk."}