{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Princess Luna's Cult of Personality (lunargenisis666)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-13 22:04:51 UTC","author_name":"Princess Luna's Cult of Personality (lunargenisis666)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lunargenisis666","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2770998","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> I choose Celestia. Things she'll take: A gun, a noose, razor, pills, and a chair"}