{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-13 06:47:26 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2772460","html":"Anyone who is still here from 10:00 pm, well in my time zone, are probably wondering why I left without a trace, well I was microwaving some cheese dip and guess what happened to my leg after I took it out, I'll give you a hint it starts with B and rhymes with fern"}