{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 02:01:26 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2786518","html":"Dear Princess Celestia, PUT SOME FrankerZING TOILETS IN EQUASTRIA, I'VE BEEN HOLDING IN MY FrankerZ EVER SINCE I GOT TELEPORTED HERE, AND THERE ARE NO BUSHES TO PEE IN EITHER, I CAN'T FrankerZ IN THE EVERFREE FOREST CAUSE DERPY KEEPS ON FLOWING ME!!!!!!! Your faithful guard, Pok\u00e9 Strike"}