{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 08:42:06 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2787252","html":"PONIES!  I call upon your powers of bronyocity to help me think of a ponified version of the work "jerkwad." A quotation from the show would be good too. I've considered using the word "parasprite," but that is too closely related to trolling. I need this ponified word in order to comment effectively on the LoE forums."}