{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jaelithe Triellis (binarywitchery)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jul-11 02:06:32 UTC","author_name":"Jaelithe Triellis (binarywitchery)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/binarywitchery","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/279147","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/986\" class=\"url\" title=\"Steve D.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">delc17<\/span><\/a><\/span> you're a guy who's in a long term relationship with his girlfriend Katherine, you've started discussing marriage.  You get dolefaced drunk and wake up with a blonde slut named Catherine.  During all of this, cheating men are dying mysteriously in their sleep and you start having potentially fatal nightmares"}