{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-13 08:20:31 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2798963","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12305\" class=\"url\" title=\"austin moody\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hayseed<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're literally asking for the D and then you're surprised when your friends think you're gay."}