{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-13 19:03:17 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2803661","html":"Equastria Insurance? Like a good neighbor Equestria Insurance is there? <b>*explosion*<\/b> HOLY F***  THAT WORKED!!! Umm, with a sandwich? <b>*sandwich appears*<\/b>"}