{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-13 00:34:30 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2829089","html":"Front door opens\n"Mom, I'm home, and I just got my first tattoo!"\n"Oh sweetie I told you not to, let me see it."\n"..."\n"What's a BRNY? What does BRNY stand for? Why is there one of those horses your little sister watches on there?"\n"JEEZ MOM YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!"\nhe proceeds to run upstairs into his room with teary eyes of rage and jumps into his race car bed"}