{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-13 07:21:03 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2830829","html":"Now the main issue is finding someone stupid enough to be blinded by the sense of awesomeness and try my prototype plasma sword. I wouldn't dare wield an untested prototype since a malfunction could easily vaporize half my body."}