{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 07:01:50 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2834718","html":"&quot;You don't have to come to work until 10,&quot; they said.  Oh, that's nice, I thought. Maybe I'll get some more sleep.  Then, at 5am, the <i>loudest freakin thunderstorm<\/i>"}