{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"- (aaaa)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 21:20:23 UTC","author_name":"- (aaaa)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aaaa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2836870","html":"So I had a delightful gentlemen instruct me to fornicate myself a dozen times with the telephone today in retribution for me phoning them, I just happily said "Same to you sir, have a lovely day""}