{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-13 09:19:34 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2840367","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rotation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Jehovah's Witnesses.  They made a point of telling me I was &quot;very welcome&quot;, neglecting to add &quot;so long as you remain celibate and\/or marry a woman&quot;."}