{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:26:44 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2843122","html":"I just heard some random idiot in an IHOP commercial just say their Belgian waffles had swag... Someone signal the mothership, I need to get off this benighted ball of mud."}