{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"komamiki's status on Thursday, 25-Jul-13 10:38:57 UTC","author_name":"komamiki","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/komamiki","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2844756","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sexy Dynamite Monster\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Okay, have you tried posing as a tattoo artist and tattooing advertisements for your club on people's bodies?"}