{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-13 01:12:40 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2849145","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30377\" class=\"url\" title=\"Holly Prieto\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">appledash123<\/span><\/a><\/span> There is no water in Texas."}