{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"monsutaa kaado! (mushi)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-13 05:20:45 UTC","author_name":"monsutaa kaado! (mushi)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mushi","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2850370","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"an obese giant that steals your granola bars\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> yeah, but i think i will end up drinking anyway only to increase my chances, knowing how stupid i think the idea of doing stuff only to get girls is. but yeah, i dont drink, i dont smoke, i dont do durgs, i dont party, i dont care for music, i dont eat meat, i dont swear (in my main laguage at least, since i have a better vocabulary at it), i hardly speak, i dont like sports. So finding, considering i could get rid of everything else, finding someone who wouldnt think i was hte most boring guy on the planet would still be a huge problem"}