{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"darkarchivist's status on Saturday, 27-Jul-13 13:00:19 UTC","author_name":"darkarchivist","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/darkarchivist","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2855433","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29533\" class=\"url\" title=\"Marceline Abadeer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vampirequeen<\/span><\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">NSFW<\/a><\/span>\nAfterwords I came upon something more. A chest. A book. And a sacrifice.\nSafety Flame had been destroyed, her skelton was at the center of a pentagram constructed of her intestines. A candle had been planted in each of her organs, at each point of the pentagram.\n\nThe book glowed with a black aura, mythic and cold.\nI didnt want to know what was in the chest.\n\nBut I opened it anyway. Insid was a rifle, a list of instructions, and a coat.\nThe coat was made out of Safety's flesh and fur. As soon as i collected it, it wrapped around me and cememnted in place, growing to cover most of my body not including my head.\nSo I have pony fur now. And whats up with Twilight and these damn lists!\nMagic shot out of the book and imbued within me a power i had not felt before. I blacked out.\nAnd woke up to Hell on Equestria."}