{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-13 14:13:39 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2855565","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hiphoppapotamus.  Flows that glow like phosphorous.  Poppin' off the top of this oesophagus.  I'm not a water-dwelling mammal brought to the Metropolis and taught to breakdance, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?  Did STEVE tell you that, perchance??"}