{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-13 19:35:39 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2856535","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William Brant\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">awlderpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> I haven't surfed since I almost papayasing drowned like 4 years ago. Long story short, never ever surf when the waves are bigger than your applesing long board. You will regret it."}