{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-13 05:56:38 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2859508","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29682\" class=\"url\" title=\"Erin Lynn McCartan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">eripie<\/span><\/a><\/span> I could use a mounted police though. Better yet if it's a female mounted police."}