{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-13 20:01:13 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2861297","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"an obese giant that steals your granola bars\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> Being homeless and starving would probably make me even more miserable. And then I would become some kind of misery singularity."}