{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"celestiaisbestprincess (celestiaisbestprincess)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-13 20:34:38 UTC","author_name":"celestiaisbestprincess (celestiaisbestprincess)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/celestiaisbestprincess","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2866984","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/letterstocelestia\" rel=\"tag\">letterstocelestia<\/a><\/span> Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned never pay the man upfront."}