{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Harrison Tetreault (timelesstoaster)'s status on Sunday, 04-Aug-13 02:28:32 UTC","author_name":"Harrison Tetreault (timelesstoaster)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/timelesstoaster","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2884188","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendon\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, I've always been told I'd be great as a news anchorman."}