{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-13 05:20:44 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2892040","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22468\" class=\"url\" title=\"Benjmin Hitchcock\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">shadowdash454<\/span><\/a><\/span> You've obviously never been in the kitchenware section of the department store."}