{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lee (beatstrings)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-13 10:14:30 UTC","author_name":"Lee (beatstrings)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/beatstrings","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2892411","html":"I'd like to go one way than the other to Equestria my dear website! From Tartarus, go meet pony demigods, to the gates of Pony Hell, then shake hands with the pony devil, then to Equestria, to meet the ponies there. Even if my life span would probably plummet by the time I do it. But, I'm insane, so, onward to adventure!"}