{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-13 14:34:53 UTC","author_name":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdragon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2892870","html":"I want to shoot myself, why is this thing even a thing."}