{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-13 06:59:29 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2895890","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26863\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jessica Redheart\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darkarchivist<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nerves are neccesary to control all bodily functions. There's no way to remove them without slicing the body into hundreds of pieces."}