{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:56:47 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2896217","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you look up Serrio you'll find my twitter and SBN profiles, both of which are sufficient on their own to disqualify me. I could use my real name without issue but I would rather sodomise myself with an unsanded broom handle than have anything to do with &quot;competitive TCG players&quot; in any sort of professional capacity."}