{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-13 22:27:09 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2897436","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2678\" class=\"url\" title=\"Commodore Crazy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese<\/span><\/a><\/span> Bizarre. You trust people with metal death machines for 5 years before you trust them to handle a bottle of wine"}