{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"naa's status on Sunday, 17-Jul-11 07:59:59 UTC","author_name":"naa","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/naa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/291968","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/481\" class=\"url\" title=\"Aaron Mark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nightwillow<\/span><\/a><\/span> ...What? Just...what? Where did I mention anything about vibration or a specific percentage of battery life?"}