{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-13 21:57:51 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2931680","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4200\" class=\"url\" title=\"Joe\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">purplephish20<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well.  eBay is a website.  You can buy things on it.  Let me know if I'm going too fast."}