{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Sunday, 17-Jul-11 21:38:59 UTC","author_name":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdragon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/293391","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matthew Lynch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">captlynch<\/span><\/a><\/span> Tried it, just learn how heavy a object you can slam through tier face. That works for me most the time. JK, sometimes it works. Best one I had was when someone tried to ask me a cigarette. I walked round in circles asking them if they really wanted it, giving and taking it from and to them. Lasted about a minute or two. You know you win when your chasing them asking if they want a ciggy. Had the yard in fits it was funny as hell. Learnt it from a Collage teacher who did the same thing."}