{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:25:28 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2934758","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3360\" class=\"url\" title=\"Barton Flank\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pawnheart<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Eugene took a huge risk and bought the garage without viewing the property first, and IRONICALLY found out that because it's a garage property he'll have nowhere to park his cars!  So he can't live here because of his work vehicles.&quot;"}