{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:25:53 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2934759","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain Jack Hardness\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Woah... that means you can walk like... 8 distances of yourself! Get on it, man!"}