{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-13 13:47:22 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2935093","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30678\" class=\"url\" title=\"Allen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">faceroll<\/span><\/a><\/span> Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">A: none, that's a hardware problem<\/span>"}