{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eris (neuraria)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-13 22:55:31 UTC","author_name":"Eris (neuraria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neuraria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2935926","html":"Um, I\u2019d like to, honey, but I\u2019m a gay, married, impotent priest with a terminal illness and occasional herpes and I\u2019m a hologram on the run from the law."}