{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-13 23:01:38 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2949803","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mr. Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> A <i>Santa<\/i>ran?  &quot;Ho ho ho!  Merry Christmas, small child!  I hope one day to meet you in the field of battle, and crush you for the good of the elf empire! ...and to all a good night.&quot;"}