{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael Allen Miller (lordsombrasetabominae87)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-13 10:42:29 UTC","author_name":"Michael Allen Miller (lordsombrasetabominae87)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lordsombrasetabominae87","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2952385","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30339\" class=\"url\" title=\"Steven\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fuzzypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> how do you swallow a hammer???"}