{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-13 10:50:55 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2952405","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30339\" class=\"url\" title=\"Steven\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fuzzypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Sorry to hear that man. Can't you just eat sponges or something biologically harmless, or does it not work that way?"}