{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-13 01:34:52 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2956875","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William Brant\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">awlderpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Seriously though, you know the South Park episode about Scientology? They weren't kidding. That wasn't a joke. That's actually what it is."}