{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Sep-13 02:06:25 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2959754","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/disctop\" rel=\"tag\">disctop<\/a><\/span> I'd like to be Soarin because then I'd get laid with both Spitfire and Dash. Also pie. I'd eat lots of pie."}